Chapter 1: The Birth of the Mischievous Demon King

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In the sixteenth year of the Zhizheng era of the Yuan Dynasty, just after Haozhou was captured by bandits and Jiqing Road was renamed Yingtian Prefecture, the rear courtyard of the Grand Marshal’s Mansion of the Red Turban Army under Duke Wu of the Wu Kingdom, Zhu Yuanzhang, was bustling with palace maids and eunuchs coming and going. A stern-faced man in military attire stood at the center, surrounded by others, pacing anxiously.

“Big brother, sit down and rest for a moment. Your wife is surely under divine protection,” Xu Da said, taking a folding stool from a eunuch and placing it before Zhu Yuanzhang.

“Dayan, when we were in Anqing, we consulted Master Liu’s divination who said your wife’s childbirth would be as safe as the first. But the midwives have been inside for nearly five hours—why is there still no sign of progress?”

Zhu Yuanzhang sat down, rubbing his numb, frozen hands as he accepted a brazier brought by a eunuch. Originally, he had been engaged in fierce battles with Zhang Shicheng’s forces around Yingtian. Upon hearing the news of his wife’s labor, he immediately left the army in the hands of Chang Yuchun and Li Shanchang, hastening back to the mansion without removing his armor. When his eldest son Zhu Biao was born, he was unable to leave the battlefield at a critical moment during the siege of Yingtian, leaving him with deep regrets as a husband and father.

Xu Da, appointed as the stationed guardian of Yingtian, comforted him: “Big brother, childbirth is like warfare—one must be natural and patient; rushing only makes matters worse.”

“Heh, Dayan, you’ve grown into a general now and are even teaching your old father how to fight? Have you forgotten who helped you mount your horse and taught you to ride back then?” Zhu Yuanzhang laughed and scolded, while Xu Da scratched his head awkwardly, mumbling, “Just an analogy, no need to get upset.”

“Show some spirit, like Chang Si who has a girl. Then we two brothers could become in-laws,” Zhu Yuanzhang said, patting Xu Da’s chest. Xu Da chuckled heartily and nodded but then pouted secretly after Zhu Yuanzhang turned away.

A midwife emerged from the delivery room holding a baby, announcing joyfully, “Congratulations, Grand Marshal! The young lord is a hefty nine jin and eight liang. The lady and young master are both safe.”

“Congratulations, everyone, you’ve all worked hard. Spread the word—open the treasury and reward generously,” Zhu Yuanzhang took the swaddled infant, who was sound asleep and exquisitely delicate. Frowning, he said, “Why does this little rascal sleep so much? You’ve really exhausted your mother and father.”

With that, he slapped the baby’s bottom with his broad palm like a fan. A sharp cry echoed through the courtyard. Old Zhu, you’ve got some personal issues there.

…

In the rear courtyard of the Marshal’s Mansion, now upgraded as the Wu King’s Residence, eight-year-old Zhu Zhuo stood atop a small artificial hill, holding a stolen wine flask and loudly proclaimed to the sky: “I, Zhu Yuanzhang, humbly report to the heavens, the sun and moon, the mountains and rivers, and the spirits of the imperial ancestors through the ages: with the Song Dynasty’s fate ended, I now uphold the heavenly mandate, obey the people’s will, uproot a century-old calamity, and judge the heroes of north and south. I hereby establish a sacrificial altar atop Purple Mountain to proclaim to heaven and earth the founding of the Great Ming, with the era named Hongwu.”

A group of children wearing open-crotch pants imitated adults, prostrating themselves and shouted: “Long live the emperor, ten thousand, ten thousand years!”

“Long live the emperor!”

“Huang Shang… sleeping…”

“You, Zhu Xian, step forward.”

“Second brother, we’re having such a grand game. Won’t father be angry if he finds out?” Zhu Xian, two years younger, worried.

“No, that old Deng is busy attacking Wuchang far away. What can he do even if he finds out?”

Zhu Zhuo smirked. In his previous life, he was a deputy branch manager at a state-owned enterprise. After enduring the old bosses until retirement and finally becoming head of the company, he had gone out for a promotion celebration. On his way home, he urgently needed to relieve himself by the mountain path but slipped and fell.

When he woke, it was the Ming Dynasty—or rather, the late Yuan.

Knowing the course of history, he became the least favored legitimate second son of Old Zhu.

Above him was the most stable crown prince, Zhu Biao. Attempting to contest the succession was madness—the biggest faction supporting the crown prince was the first to see him cut down.

Until Zhu Biao died, he dared not even glance at the Dragon Throne.

Most transmigrators would lie low at first, but he was not a mere soul traveler; he was reborn as Zhu Zhuo.

“Zhu Xian, listen. I confer upon you the title Prince of Jin.”

“Thank you, Your Majesty.” Zhu Xian kowtowed, mimicking the adults.

“Fourth brother, I confer upon you the title Prince of Yan.”

“Thank you, Second Brother.” Four-year-old Zhu Di still had a gap-toothed smile.

“Xu Huizu.”

“Present.”

“I confer upon you the title Duke of Wei, with hereditary command over Yingtian Prefecture’s garrison.”

“Thank you, Your Majesty, for your gracious favor. I shall serve loyally with my life for the heavenly grace.”

Zhu Zhuo nodded approvingly at Xu Huizu bowing, thinking those of similar age showed proper decorum.

“Chang Sheng, Chang Mao, I…”

…

“Second Lord, there’s a crisis!”

Zhu Zhuo’s first cosplay event was abruptly interrupted by Li Jinglong’s urgent shout, leaving him annoyed.

“You are my Grand General of the Imperial Guard. Why do you act so panicked?”

Spitting on his face, Li Jinglong was dumbfounded. Even his seven-year-old mind couldn’t comprehend what the Grand General of the Imperial Guard was.

“What does the Grand General of the Imperial Guard do?”

Zhu Zhuo wanted to say “head of security” but didn’t want to discourage him.

“Of course, it’s to protect the emperor’s safety.”

Being so close to the emperor meant the greatest trust. Li Jinglong was proud.

“What do you mean by ‘crisis’?”

“Uncle… great-grandfather has returned,” Li Jinglong’s face paled, voice trembling.

“How big a deal is your great-grandfather’s return? Besides, it’s none of my business. Wait, isn’t your great-grandfather my father?”

…

In the council hall of the Wu King’s Mansion, a tall, majestic man with handsome sideburns and a dragon robe stood at the center. Below, a group of small children knelt trembling.

Zhu Zhuo saw Zhu Yuanzhang stroking his horsewhip with a sinister laugh and hurried to help him.

“Father, you’ve labored hard on the distant campaign. Please sit. I’ll fetch some tea from the rear courtyard.”

Squinting, Zhu Yuanzhang pointed to the highest chair in the hall, his smile forced, “The Hongwu Lord’s seat is rightly yours.”

“Father, I’m unfilial. This isn’t my brothers’ fault. Just punish me,” Zhu Zhuo bowed his head, tears streaming like blossoms.

Zhu Yuanzhang sat slowly, sighed deeply, and said, “I’ve been away for over three months. You should have studied hard like your eldest brother and guided your younger brothers. Instead, you waste time playing with swords and sticks, and now you’re dividing the realm.”

He pointed his finger like a sword at Zhu Zhuo’s forehead, eyes blazing with anger: “I’m still alive! You rebellious son, do you want to overthrow the heavens?”

“Ah, father, apart from my eldest brother, even I find Master Song’s lectures hard to understand. Besides, you played that game of dividing the world when you were a boy, didn’t you?”

“You’re talking nonsense!” Zhu Yuanzhang roared, reaching for his horsewhip.

Babyish Zhu Di said, “Father, Big Sister said you played and it was fun.”

Zhu Yuanzhang blushed, Zhu Zhuo froze. Fourth brother, you are truly bold.

Just then, the heir apparent Zhu Biao, having hurried from the study upon hearing the news, gasped for breath and grabbed Zhu Yuanzhang’s horsewhip, crying out, “Father, if you want to punish someone, punish me. It’s my fault as the eldest brother.”

All the kneeling younger brothers looked up at Zhu Biao with teary, admiring eyes; only Zhu Zhuo thought, “This is bad.”

Zhu Yuanzhang quickly comforted the heir and commanded: “The heir is weak. Today, I will only punish the ringleader. Bring the family discipline.”

The personal eunuch Huang Gou’er fetched a leather belt from the inner hall.

Seeing the scarred, battle-hardened belt, Zhu Biao wisely moved his legs aside.

Only the sound of the belt slicing through the air and Zhu Zhuo’s wails filled the hall.

Truly, the sword of a loving father falls upon his son; the father who sees his son survive unleashes seven wolves.

At the neighboring General Xu’s mansion, General Xu Da relaxed in a rocking chair, fanning himself lazily. Madam Xie frowned upon hearing the screams, “Husband, aren’t you going to intervene?”

Xu Da smiled, accepting grapes from their three-year-old daughter, whispering, “Intervene? A father punishing his son is natural. Madam Ma doesn’t meddle. Why should we outsiders interfere?”

“But Huizu and the others were involved. I worry the ruler might take it out on Huizu and Zeng Shou.”

“Though the ruler has taken the throne and grown in power, we, his loyal subordinates, remain silent. The land will soon be pacified. This incident signals that those who fought and bled alongside him might yet receive noble titles. Wife, tell me, should I accept the hereditary title Duke of Wei and command of Yingtian Prefecture?”

Madam Xie scolded, poking Xu Da’s forehead, “Xu Dayan, give up your idea of taking concubines. If you dare flirt with the fox on the Qinhuai River, I’ll report you to the court.”

Xu Da painfully clutched his head, whispering to their slightly understanding little daughter, “Nannan, that second son of the Zhu family is no good. Don’t play with him, okay?”

“Nannan… understood,” the future Empress Xu blinked those big, bright eyes, her voice sweet.

…

“Sarilang! Sarilang!”—the second young master of the Zhu family, Zhu Zhuo, battered and bruised with a swollen head, lay on his bed, tears and snot streaming as he recounted Old Zhu’s cruelty to the gentle lady beside him.

“Enough, you little monkey. You’re always unruly. If you don’t anger your father, your skin itches, right?” Madam Ma quietly applied medicine, complaining.

“Mother, do you see if my backside is split into eight pieces from that old man’s whip?”

“What old man? That’s your father. Can’t you be like your brother and focus on your studies instead of causing trouble?”

After applying medicine, Madam Ma called a palace maid to place a wet towel on Zhu Zhuo’s burning backside.

Zhu Zhuo sighed with relief. Madam Ma looked at him with pity and softly asked, “Does it hurt? I know you do this for your father’s sake. Why not talk to him first?”

“Mother, this is a ruse. If everyone knew, it wouldn’t be a ruse.”

After finishing his duties, Zhu Yuanzhang changed into coarse linen clothes and asked Li Shanchang, “Master Li, how did our second son’s mind get like this? Since we took Yingtian Prefecture, dazzling worldly temptations have distracted him. When I talk about the Northern Expedition and fighting Zhang Shicheng, all these civil and military officials oppose me, saying ‘dividing the river and ruling separately is fine,’ like the Southern Song’s long-lived enclave. Why should we Wu clash with the waning Northern Yuan? But once the second son makes a fuss, they all clamor to join the battle, as if opposing the campaign means killing their own father.”

Li Shanchang, Zhu Yuanzhang’s earliest adviser and, in a way, his teacher, stroked his beard and smiled: “My lord, why ask what you already know? Since ancient times, fame and fortune stir men’s hearts, especially when dukedoms and marquisates forever await.”

“I’m a rough man who doesn’t understand these subtle ways. Master Li, why didn’t you stop me from whipping my son? You made me the villain in the second son’s eyes.”

“Yes, yes, that was the old minister’s fault.”

“Next time, no more mistakes. I’ll fine you five hundred gold coins and have you give your family’s thousand-year-old ginseng to the second son to strengthen his health.”

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